Iraq has just ordered two

'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting

| Children jokes

'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'

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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the

| Pig jokes

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

| Christmas jokes

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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Which Elizabethan

| Bicycle jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

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Why is a cat on a beach like

| Christmas jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.