'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting
| Children jokes
'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'
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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the
| Pig jokes
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
| Christmas jokes
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
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Which Elizabethan
| Bicycle jokes
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
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Why is a cat on a beach like
| Christmas jokes
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
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Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.