Now as I understand it, Sir, said the
| Police jokes
Now as I understand it, Sir, said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?" "I'm afraid not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes shut!"
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Three men were standing in line to get
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your s
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Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
| Rabbit jokes
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
| Military jokes
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! Th
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What is a dentist's office?
| Dentist jokes
What is a dentist's office? A filling station.
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Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.