When is the
| Dog jokes
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !
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An old lady was considering buying a
| Various animal jokes
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
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While proudly showing off his new
| Time jokes
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the student said then proce
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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.