Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
| King Kong jokes
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
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One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
| Insect jokes
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
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1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan
| Doctor and nurse jokes
1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
| Women jokes
Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.
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Why don’t lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it’s too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.