A local United Way office realized that it had
| Lawyer jokes
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity.
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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant
| Restaurant jokes
The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and
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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
| Dog jokes
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!
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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip
| Travel and tourist jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !
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Q: What do you
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!” “Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.” “What fer?”, asked Bubba. “Just let me do the talkin’, OK?,” said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been drinkin’?” “No, sir,” said Earl while pointing at the labels. “We’re on the patch.”