Policeman: What do you think you're
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
| Insect jokes
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."
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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together
| Religious jokes
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?" The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop." "Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi. "I suppose that if m
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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
| Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e
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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage. “Look,” she reacted. “We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other.” “You’re wrong,” the young man replied. “For the past 5 years I’ve been working in the bank where your father has his account.”