Customer: “I’m running Windows ’95.”

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water

| Yo momma jokes

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

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Judge: All your responses to the questions must

| Judge jokes

Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.

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How do we know that insects are so clever

| Insect jokes

How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday

| Cow jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

| Insect jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

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Customer: “I’m running Windows ’95.” Tech: “Yes.” Customer: “My computer isn’t working now.” Tech: “Yes, you said that.”