Three blondes are
| Dirty jokes
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the
| Humor jokes
Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
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What does an accountant use for birth
| Accountant jokes
What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.
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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
| Frog jokes
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !
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A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.” “That notion is ridiculous!” mocked George Jr. “It doesn’t matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!”