It seems that there was a little old church
| Religious jokes
It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting. He checked out the Sunday ads and found a paint sale. The next day, he went into town and bought a gallon of white paint. He
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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese
| Ethnic jokes
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went
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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
| Baby jokes
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
| Men jokes
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!