An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
| Divorce jokes
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
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May: What position does your brother play in
| Bath jokes
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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An elderly man was quite unhappy because he
| Religious jokes
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule. When he got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew where he had to sit and listen to the entireserm
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Which Elizabethan
| Bicycle jokes
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
| Teeth jokes
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? “Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo