An old man in a nursing home awoke one day
| Dirty jokes
An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn. Ms. Smith, a nurse, met him in the hallway. She greeted him smilingly and asked how he was this day. Mr. Jones allowed that not all was well; in fact, his penis had
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a
| Cowboy jokes
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.
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How to you know that cows will be in
| Cow jokes
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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Did you hear about the skunk who
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
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Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!