What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
Category: Cow jokes
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What newspaper do cows read?
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What magazine makes cows stampede to the
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!
What is the most
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
What is the golden rule for cows?
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
What is the definition of “moon”?
What is the definition of “moon”? The past tense of “moo”!
What is the definition of “derange”?
What is the definition of “derange”? De place where de cowboys ride!
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!