Why did the blonde run out of

Q. Why did the belt go to jail?

| Humor jokes

Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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On the last day of camp everyone was asked the

| Humor jokes

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his

| Pig jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

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A golf club walks into a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

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Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!