Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
| Ethnic jokes
Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!
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A cat and a mouse died on the same
| Heaven and hell jokes
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and a
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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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How do you save a drowning mouse ?
| Mouse jokes
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
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Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
| Mouse jokes
Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
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My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he’s finished, your face is full of short cuts.