An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert
| Humor jokes
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exc
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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
| Halloween jokes
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!
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What do you get if you cross a tiger
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
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What do you call a pickled aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
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Did you hear about the monster who
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.