Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
| School jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
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What's another name for an parent?
| Parent jokes
What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
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How do you get around fast on the bottom of
| Fishing jokes
How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
| Military jokes
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! Th
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What's the difference between a very
| Dead and dying jokes
What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
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Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were late again.