Auntie Maud bought herself a new
| Car and train jokes
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've
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Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
| Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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What system do they teach in Hamburger High's
| Burger jokes
What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!
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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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What is the Ape monster's name?
| Gorilla jokes
What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!