What is the definition of “moon”?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

| Dog jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !

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While away at a convention, an

| Dirty jokes

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the ex

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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find

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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter." The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy." A few days later the regular teacher

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Rush Limbaugh

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Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the

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What did the little ghost eat for lunch?

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What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

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What is the definition of “moon”? The past tense of “moo”!