A man was staying in a big old
| Ghost jokes
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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One day a guy was driving with his
| Car and train jokes
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE! afterw
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling
| Rabbit jokes
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
| Bird jokes
What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !
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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !