Igor: Only
| Monster jokes
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.
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Why don't vikings send e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon
| Idiot and fool jokes
Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely. "Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But
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One day there was a family driving in the
| Car and train jokes
One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so they had to pull in a driveway and turn around. When they pulled into the dr
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Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
| Hair and bald jokes
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.
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I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I’ve developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!