Why is a cat like a penny?
| Money jokes
Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
| Police jokes
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and
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Question: What goes up and never comes
| Humor jokes
Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
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One day while walking down the street
| Heaven and hell jokes
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !