Q. What is good for your soul but not your
| Dance jokes
Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
| Marriage jokes
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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What happened at the cannibal's wedding
| Marriage jokes
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.
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They're not going to grow bananas any
| Banana jokes
They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.
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Two elephants jumped off a
| Elephant jokes
Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!
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Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.