How many C++ programmers does it take to
| Computer jokes
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
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Why did the condom
| Dirty jokes
Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.
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What is life like for a wood worm ?
| Insect jokes
What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
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Fred: What's
| Beauty jokes
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
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After the first
| Aviation jokes
After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossi
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There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, “It looks like a storm is coming.” “No it isn’t,” said his wife. “Besides, how would you know?” “Because,” he responded, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”