Little monster:
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Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
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Do you love me?
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Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone
| Telephone jokes
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
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And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh? the priest asked at confession. “I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence,” said Kavanaugh. “I’m goin’ after the rest of it tonight!”