Contrary to what people say,
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.
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Andy wants a job as a signalman on the
| Car and train jokes
Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?" Andy says, "I would switch the points for one of the tr
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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
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Q: What do college students and deer have in
| College jokes
Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that
| Men jokes
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.