Q. Why do only 10
| Heaven and hell jokes
Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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Lee was known among his friends for the
| Marriage jokes
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me."
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A Texan walks into a pub in
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's o
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Why did the blonde call the welfare
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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When is a lion not a lion ?
| Various animal jokes
When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !
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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? “You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”