Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE
| Aviation jokes
Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content, it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board.
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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
| Bicycle jokes
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.
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The first lawyer questioning a panel of
| Lawyer jokes
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
| Cannibal jokes
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.