Teacher: Where is your homework?

What's your dad getting for Christmas?

| Hair and bald jokes

What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.

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At a lesson in topography a

| Military jokes

At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't see that object even at day time."

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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to

| Dirty jokes

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

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Can you spell jealousy with two

| Spelling jokes

Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

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Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school’