Q: What do blondes and

O'Toole

| Religious jokes

O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. "Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard a

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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Definition:

| Political jokes

Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures

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Why did the baby monster put his father

| Baby jokes

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

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Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.