O’Toole

The Pope took a philosophy professor (an

| Religious jokes

The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to t

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

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Q: What does a

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Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I

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Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!

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O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. “Father, it’s 15 years since my last confession, and I’ve been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those years,” he told the priest. “I understand my son,” says the priest. “Can you make a Novena?” O’Toole said, “Father, if you have the plans, I’ve got the lumber.”