Why doesn't Santa hitch
| Pig jokes
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.
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What does a bald elephant
| Elephant jokes
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
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When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
| Ethnic jokes
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her
| Religious jokes
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no
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I remember when the
| Birthday jokes
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.
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Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.