Why is a
| Men jokes
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Q: How many French
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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How many evolutionists does it take to
| Biologist jokes
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.
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I gotta A in
| Spelling jokes
I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"
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What is a hurricane's favorite
| Weather jokes
What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like. Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”