One day a blonde went to a
| Blonde jokes
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
| Monster jokes
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."
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Waiter, what's this fly
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
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This man says to his friend," I stopped
| Men jokes
This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."
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Can you name two burgers
| Burger jokes
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!