Having arrived at the edge of the river, the
| Fishing jokes
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunc
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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
| Political jokes
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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One behaviorist to another after
| Mental health jokes
One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
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Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him