Why doesn’t Santa hitch

There are bats hanging of a branch

| Various animal jokes

There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? - I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What do you get if you cross a student and

| Space jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

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This computer

| Computer jokes

This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!

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What did Paul Revere say

| History jokes

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

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One Day

| Police jokes

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they got there the chief asked them their names. "Shut Up", replied Shut

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Why doesn’t Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don’t have red noses.