Why did the boy become an
| Space jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !
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A lady walks
| Dirty jokes
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher." To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's
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What is a duck's favorite TV show ?
| Bird jokes
What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !
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Why did the tornado get
| Weather jokes
Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
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An old man was critically
| Lawyer jokes
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business!
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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !