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Two men were knocking in nails to

| Idiot and fool jokes

Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"

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What dog sweats the most and drinks the most

| Dog jokes

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween

| Halloween jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

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Employer: "In this job we need someone

| Business jokes

Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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