What do you call a frog spy ?
| Frog jokes
What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
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Yo mama so poor your
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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What do you get if you cross an insect and a
| Dance jokes
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !
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A German tourist walks into a
| Travel and tourist jokes
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt prett
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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
| Frog jokes
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
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Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. “Why do you keep throwing nails away” said the other. “Because they have the point at the wrong end”, he replied “You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!”