Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, “Uh-oh cover your ears he’s going to be really mad now”!
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin’ alien.
What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?” “How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
First Spaceman: I’m hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !