When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile
| Burger jokes
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!
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What is your favourite type of birthday
| Birthday jokes
What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!
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What happens if you cross an Ape with an
| Gorilla jokes
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
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A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a
| Spelling jokes
A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using the word 'Timbuktu.
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Why don't lawyers play
| Lawyer jokes
Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.