Ref: I'm sending you off
| Sport jokes
Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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Three partners
| Accountant jokes
Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appears. "You know the deal," says the genie. "Three w
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Why was the vampire thought of as
| Vampire jokes
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.
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A rabbit's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
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There was a man staying the night
| Travel and tourist jokes
There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."
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