Q: How can you tell the difference between all
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143
| Parent jokes
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
| Old age jokes
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked "How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?" The old man w
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Did you hear about the depressed horse?
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
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Why doesn't a dog
| Dog jokes
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.