Q. What do you instantly know
| Men jokes
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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Denied membership in an exclusive country
| Movie and TV jokes
Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, I'm no actor, and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"
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Monster: I'm so ugly.
| Beauty jokes
Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
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Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two
| Old age jokes
Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Why's that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she shouldn't walk upstairs. You should hear the row when she climbs up the drainpipe.
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Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down
| Dirty jokes
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.
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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!