If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what

My sister

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My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

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Q: What do you call a male quartet?

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Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.

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What do you call a rooster who

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

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Why are rabbits never gold?

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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?'

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An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for

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An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slo

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If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.