An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,

Why does the new Polish Navy have

| Ethnic jokes

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road

| Pig jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?

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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

| Police jokes

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on! Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me k

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A coffin was being moved

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."

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At the inquest

| Dead and dying jokes

At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said 'I don't know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."

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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel?” “How would you feel,” the astronout replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”