When Fred was applying for

What's the difference between an Italian

| Ethnic jokes

What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

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An Irishman saw a notice outside a

| Idiot and fool jokes

An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!

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The young lad had applied for a job, and was

| Spelling jokes

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?"

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What ghost is handy in the

| Food jokes

What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea.

| Computer jokes

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

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When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. “I have,” said Fred. “How much?” asked the manager. “I don’t know exactly,” said Fred, “I haven’t shaken it lately.”