Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your
| School jokes
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is. '
| Cow jokes
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
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Following some duty overseas, the officers
| Military jokes
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangemen
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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
| Political jokes
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" lawyer asked. "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The othe
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What sort of soup do
| Food jokes
What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.
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What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?