Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
| Computer jokes
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
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Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet
| Internet jokes
Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
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When the new patient was settled
| Mental health jokes
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the E
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Q: What is it that
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname
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A cannibal son and
| Cannibal jokes
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she'
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.