How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
| Rabbit jokes
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Why did the cat sleep under the
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
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Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."
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What do you get if you stuff your computer's
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.
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There were three explorers, hiking through what
| Ethnic jokes
There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that." "Okay," said the third, "I'll go fir
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A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, “Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin.”