One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular
| Lotto jokes
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did y
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What do builders use to make
| Internet jokes
What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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A monster and a zombie went
| Dead and dying jokes
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted “Avalanche!” The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted “Flood!” and escaped. The teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim and the teacher, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted “Fire!”